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 Norwegian chess grandmaster Magnus Carlsen was forced into a draw Monday by more than 143,000 people worldwide playing against him in a single, record-setting game. Carlsen’s computer was reportedly infected by a bizarre virus named DOGE, which launched a coordinated assault on his virtual chessboard, eliminating all his black pieces under a cryptic protocol labeled DEI. The group MCGA - MAKE CHESS GREAT AGAIN, has since taken the responsibility. Follow Link for full report. |  On a daring undercover mission, Blunderz correspondent Mr. D.E. Eye disguised himself as Saudi royalty: Prince Saud bin LongLine al-Passport al-Suspicious Khalid bin NoVisa Yousef bin OverweightBag ibn—better known in the Blunderz newsroom as Prince STFU. With a camera hidden under his keffiyeh (the head gear), Mr. Eye was able to capture an exclusive footage of the immigration area. Under this alias, Mr. Eye gained exclusive access to the mysterious MEMECOIN... Follow Link For Full Report. |  Enraged and disappointed by this new order limiting pencil usage—and confused about how much one is even allowed to buy, legendary assassin and grieving dog dad John Wick (yes, the John Wick) contacted us at our unmonitored inbox: donotrespond@blunderz.ca, the inbox where people send all kinds of obnoxious material that we never respond to. But this was John Wick. The man who is sent to kill the f**kin’ boogeyman. So, we had to respond. Follow Link For Full Report. |  While announcing an executive order to lower prescription drug prices on May 12, 2025, Trump used the tale about an anonymous friend to highlight the pricing disparity of weight loss drugs in the U.S. and other nations. 'I'll tell you a story – a friend of mine who's a businessman, very, very, very top guy. Most of you would have heard of him – highly neurotic, brilliant businessman, seriously overweight' Trump began. 'And he takes the fat shot drug,' he continued. Follow Link For Full Report. |  COMING SOON! |
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 In a rare display of "spiritual diplomacy," the White House arranged a video call with the new Pontiff on Mother’s Day. Why Mother’s Day? According to Trump aides, it was “symbolic,” since the Pope is Bishop of the "Mother Church," and—more urgently—because Melania, “the last motherly figure in Trump’s life,” has not been seen within a thousand-kilometer radius of Mar-a-Lago. Read Full Article on BIG Blunderz, Follow Link. |
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